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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How do I complain on a boy coming to marriage with me without my involvement despite no connection with him though he had an illegal affair?

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

BTS’ Suga Pens Message to Fans as Military Service Officially Ends: ‘I Really Missed You’ - Rolling Stone

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Apple drops a spot on 2025 Fortune 500 list - 9to5Mac

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

They put up a sign reading

Why do some men want to have anal sex with women?

—

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Parkinson's Disease Might Not Start in The Brain, Study Finds - sciencealert.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Has Great Britain ever been considered a "hyper-power" like the United States or Russia are currently considered? If not, why?

No, not a chance

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

All flights grounded at Newark Airport due to staffing issues - FOX 5 New York

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?

Loons and Moons

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

First quantum-mechanical model of quasicrystals reveals why they exist - Phys.org

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?

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